i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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