it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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