there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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