No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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