You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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