I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it hurts more in the daytime
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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