Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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