I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
