Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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