butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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