I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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