Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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