Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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