How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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