My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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