I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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