Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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