Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
