I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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