They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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