I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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