i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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