please come you make the beer taste better
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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