Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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