I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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