Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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