Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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