I'm going to jail i love you
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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