Having a random hookup so left but love u
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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