I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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