Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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