Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i just google imaged poop.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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