just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
