dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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