Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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