But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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