They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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