And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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