North Korea, Best Korea!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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