he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
