I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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