I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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