Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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