Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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