The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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