My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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