sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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