I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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