so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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