Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
His nipple licking is glorious
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