No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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